Breaking up is hard to do

Please select your reason for unsubscribing.
- I just need some time to find myself.
- You're not giving me what I need anymore.
- It's not you, it's me - I've changed.
- It's you. Sorry - it just is.
Do you think we'll get back together again?
- Not likely.
- Maybe one day.
- Na - I don't need your emails -I can stalk you on social media
- Yes, absolutely. This is just a break.
- Actually I made a mistake. How do I resubscribe?
We're really going to miss you.
- Don't worry, you'll find someone new.
- I can't say the same.
- I'll miss you too.
Will we see you on our website?
- I'll check in from time to time.
- Absolutely not.
- Of course, I just want you to stop emailing me!
It wasn't all bad, was it?
- Of course not.
- It was pretty bad.
Can we still be friends.. on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or Pinterest?
- Sure, we're still friends.
- I blocked you from all social media.
- I don't have social media.
So long as this makes you happy..
- It will.
- This is so much harder than I thought it would be.